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I did NOT give them beer!

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by Winter Rosebudd on July 10, 2005 05:20 AM
Really, I didn't give the slugs any dixie cups full of beer...ever.

So what do they do? They just crawl into my ice chest full of Coors Light. YEP! [Big Grin]

I had left a half full chest of beer out for a few days on the patio, and I went out there to pull some cans out and transfer them to the fridge and theres slugs stuck on the cans!

I need to start charging...this is ridiculous.

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by MissJamie on July 10, 2005 05:24 AM
lol well atleast they aren't on your plants! maybe Cindy (afgrey) taught them! lol

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by Winter Rosebudd on July 10, 2005 05:28 AM
Oh they're still on the plants! I guess I'm not yelling at them enough. [dunno]

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by afgreyparrot on July 10, 2005 06:58 AM
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theres slugs stuck on the cans!

[Big Grin]
Open the cans for them!
[Big Grin]  - [Big Grin]

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by Winter Rosebudd on July 10, 2005 07:14 AM
[Big Grin] [Big Grin] Do I look like a bartender? [Big Grin]

Yeah....I know...

If they were cuter, you know I would!

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by afgreyparrot on July 10, 2005 09:19 AM
Well... [nutz] you could always feel sorry for them and give them a beer. I mean, they finally captured the beer, but then couldn't open it because the poor things have no hands. You know good and well they've sat around the TV and seen those frogs and other slimey creatures on the Budweiser commercials...
They just want to do the things everyone else does.

What harm would one beer do? [dunno]

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...oh, yeah...I remember now. [thinker]
The beer I gave mine led to harder stuff.
After the beer, they wanted Jim Beam.....
...and then they brought their friends.
...next thing I knew they were fighting, cussing and waking the neighbors.

[Roll Eyes]

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by Winter Rosebudd on July 13, 2005 08:06 AM
EEEEEEEWWW!!! OK ...Atreus..I suppose you have a worse problem than I do...or your cats do anyways! [Big Grin]

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by afgreyparrot on July 13, 2005 11:53 PM
WOW! atreus...your slugs could kick my slug's a$$es! [Big Grin]

That would be called a "Slug Fest"...right? [nutz] [Big Grin]

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by weezie13 on July 14, 2005 01:46 AM
I was just outside last night,
CLOSING DOWN THE SALAD BAR
last night with a booger~load of slugs
that looked just like that!!!
Oh, my, GAWD... they were big....

I set out wet cardboard and a tarp...
with some dead plants...under it..

They sleep there during the day....
AND I SQUISHHHHHHHHH THEM w/ 2 BRICKS~~~~~~> [clappy] [grin] [devil] [lala]

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Don't forget to be kind to strangers. For some who have
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by loz on July 14, 2005 01:49 AM
Atreus...they are some humugous slugs.....My Nana lives in near Manchester and always said that their slugs were a lot bigger than the ones where I live in the US....I said...GOOD...you can keep those big ugly things!!!LOL

And Rosebudd--I guess the cooler was their nightclub and they were just going in for a quick drink and some dancing....LOL
by atreus on July 15, 2005 04:51 AM
LOLOL

Yes, my slugs are mighty!

And one day in the not too distant future I shall lead my army of massive slugs to world gardening domination!

Time for my tablets [Smile]

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by afgreyparrot on July 15, 2005 05:11 AM
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Time for my tablets
[Big Grin] [muggs]

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by kellylynn on August 01, 2005 08:33 AM
[Big Grin] maybe they need some salt?
by SuzyQ on August 05, 2005 11:24 PM
[shocked] I think I'm going to need some therapy to get that image of those mutant slugs out of my head. lol. Makes mine almost look cute now. [Big Grin]
by tkhooper on August 07, 2005 11:29 PM
I am so glad I didn't open that link. Something told me not too.
by Meg on August 08, 2005 02:26 AM
Oh my goodness, those are some BIG slugs! Holy cow, I thought I had big slugs.. nah uh! You win that prize. [Razz]

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by SOUL on August 28, 2005 12:29 AM
THIS IS HILARIOUS
by afgreyparrot on August 29, 2005 07:16 AM
Soul...
We tend to take our SLUG PROBLEMS pretty serious here!

[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [lala]

Cindy

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