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afgreyparrot
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I am in LOVE! [Love] [Embarrassed]
I have finally found the perfect man!
Mr. Wonderful!

We do everything together...

Yesterday we decided to go on a road trip...
...to the liquor store 70 miles from here.

We were ready to leave, and had gotten into the truck and I realized I left my water in the house and went back to get it. When I came back out Mr. Wonderful had the sunroof open and he was standing up yelling. Instead of the usual "I'm the King of the WORLD!" he was yelling "Cindy is the Queen of the WORLD!"
What a man!
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I let him drive to Richmond, and we didn't even have to push the OnStar button for directions.
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Hooter's is right beside the liquor store...and Mr. Wonderful didn't even seem to notice.
He was just happy being with ME! [grin]
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We had a great time shopping...and he let me buy everything I wanted!
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I am in LOVE!

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jonni13
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Cindy, [thumb] Pretty near perfect, if a little short. A great story.
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Triss
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Oh Cindy that is GREAT, just perfect! I absolutely LOVE IT!!!!

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afgreyparrot
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Well...he might not be so wonderful after all... [Roll Eyes]
I just got to thinking about it [nutz] ...and went and checked.
His clothes don't come off! [shocked]
They are sewn to his body! [Big Grin]

Oh, well...now I don't have to fake a headache! [Big Grin]

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Triss
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Cindy, Cindy, Cindy... [Big Grin]

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4Ruddy
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What would you WANT to take his clothes off for... [dunno] If you did that then all the sweet things he is saying would STOP!!!!! [Big Grin]

~V~

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Triss
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Good point there Vanessa.

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Patty S
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Oh Cindy, I think it's so nice that he shares the driving with you! WHAT A GUY!  -
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I just got to thinking about it ...and went and checked.
I really don't believe that you just NOW got around to checking that out! [Big Grin] Well, maybe he has a blow up cousin... (Mr. Amazing?) [shocked] Can't wait for the next Chapter of this story! [Big Grin]

I can not believe there's a store called  - [shocked] LOL!

Didn't you say you're going to be looking for a job? Did you notice the sign in front?  - (Assuming that's at Liquor World & not Hooters!) Wonder what kind of perks & fringe benefits they have there!  - Might just be worth the commute... (& you DO have a charming chauffer! Does he drink much?)

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I hope Mr Wonderful takes us out when Nessa and I come up there in May [thumb] I think he'd be a great escort! Maybe he'll take us to a Chinese Buffet [grin]
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4Ruddy
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Maybe he'll take us to a Chinese Buffet
And pick up the check.... [Big Grin]

If his clothes are sewn on...how am I gonna stick that $20 in his thong when he dances for us????

~V~

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plants 'n pots
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ok - I wanna know what the other customers were thinking while you were taking pictures of Mr. Wonderful in the shopping cart?!? [dunno]

Were they jealous? [tongue]

Were they overly concerned about our Cindy's sanity? [dunno] [nutz] [perplexed]

Did they want to join in the fun? [clappy]

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afgreyparrot
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Were they overly concerned about our Cindy's sanity?
I think that pretty much sums it up! [Big Grin]

I got a few stares [lala] ...but I must look dangerous or something, because no one except the clerk said anything...
...she asked for his ID! [Big Grin] [muggs]

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4Ruddy
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quote:
I got a few stares ...but I must look dangerous or something,
Uh..yeah...I might be frightened if I saw you with Mr. Wonderful..in a liquor store...butI would certainly understand WHY you were there!!
[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

~V~

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Thornius
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THe question is, Cindy, does he like Beam?

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afgreyparrot
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THe question is, Cindy, does he like Beam?

That bottle of Hornitos is his..... [lala]

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What a helpful man he is Cindy...... [Big Grin] [wavey]

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See mine made the spare bed today and didn't complain one time. [thumb] [Wink]

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afgreyparrot
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[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [thumb]

Mine is laying on the couch right now watching TV...and not flipping through the channels constantly!

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That's my type of man...... [thumb] And I love the way he doesn't speak unless you want him to. [Big Grin]
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afgreyparrot
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Uhhh...he sure has big feet, doesn't he? [lala]

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hisgal2
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Did anyone else find it ammusing that the bottles of Jim Beam had anti-theft tags on them?? [Big Grin] None of our stores has those....even the ones open on Sundays!

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I noticed that too Jenn---at first I was like what the heck are they(I'm a little slow sometimes) [Roll Eyes] That's so weird...none of the stores around here have them either....

And yep Cindy--his feet are huge.... [lala]

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afgreyparrot
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I think those anti-theft tags are because this liquor store is in a college town...if THAT explains anything! [Big Grin]

The clerk told me once it was amazing how many students would try to steal HUGE bottles of liqour...so they finally had to put those things on all the bottles.

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Triss
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That is crazy Cindy. I have never seen those either.

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princessazlea
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uhhh...he sure has big feet,doesn't he? [lala]


and you know what they say when they have big feet!! Don't you Cindy [Embarrassed] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [thumb]

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Fernie
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quote:
Originally posted by Patty S:

I can not believe there's a store called  - [shocked] LOL!

I'm with Patty on this one! I was scrolling down reading and then I saw that sign and laughed myself silly. Then I see the anti-theft thingys.....I tell ya I am amused!!!

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