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JV
Critter Keeper
Member # 3405

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I put this in Area 51 to start with . But since it is clean I wanted all my friends to see this.

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'putering',
And I had to answer "yes."

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.
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Jimmy

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Meet Clyde my Male Sugar Glider. Clyde says.
Keep it organic
GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.
Pray for our Troops!

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Plants: 4113 | From: Irving,Tx. | Registered: Aug 2004  |  Seeded: 4.253.81.5
afgreyparrot
Official Problem Child
Member # 1991

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quote:
But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>
...the Garden Helper forum!

This place keeps me from getting anything done. [Big Grin]

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Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car!
Plants: 43285 | Registered: Mar 2004  |  Seeded: 70.35.241.223
jonni13
Garden Pro!
Member # 7304

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I love it, Jimmy. And I stole the graphic, too!
~Tina

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~Tina
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Getting old is the pits. But it sure beats the alternative. My Blog
Plants: 7549 | From: So. Cal. | Registered: Nov 2005  |  Seeded: 71.103.179.141
jonni13
Garden Pro!
Member # 7304

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And here's one for you. Every time I see this one, I think of you.
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~Tina

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~Tina
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Getting old is the pits. But it sure beats the alternative. My Blog
Plants: 7549 | From: So. Cal. | Registered: Nov 2005  |  Seeded: 71.103.179.141
weezie13
Compost Queen!
Member # 772

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quote:
Originally posted by afgreyparrot:
quote:
But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>
...the Garden Helper forum!

This place keeps me from getting anything done. [Big Grin]
DON'T I KNOW THAT ONE [Embarrassed] [dunno] [gabby] [gabby] .....

Love that poem Jimmy.. [Cool] [thumb]

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Weezie

Don't forget to be kind to strangers. For some who have
done this have entertained angels without realizing it.
- Bible - Hebrews 13:2

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http://photobucket.com/albums/y250/weezie13/
Plants: 29299 | From: N.Y. | Registered: Apr 2003  |  Seeded: 24.49.115.46
Triss
Garden Pro!
Member # 3367

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Great poem Jimmy!

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We are all under the same stars... therefore we are never far apart.
Plants: 30076 | From: Washington, the state that is... | Registered: Aug 2004  |  Seeded: 66.235.45.83
Bestofour
Garden Pro!
Member # 1423

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JV, that is so cute.

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Plants: 3667 | From: Monroe, NC | Registered: Aug 2003  |  Seeded: 64.12.117.7
wildwoodflower
Dream Gardener
Member # 7797

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wahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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live well love much laugh often
Plants: 183 | From: pennsylvania | Registered: Jan 2006  |  Seeded: 199.224.97.147
4Ruddy
Wild Woman
Member # 2322

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quote:
This place keeps me from getting anything done.
And then when you MAKE yourself go do something ...all you can think of is...man..I'm going to have 3 coffee houses to CATCH UP ON..WHAAAAAAAA [Eek!]

but, I;m glad when my mouse id shiney! [thumb]

~V~

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Happiness, like a dessert so sweet.
May life give you more than you can ever eat...
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Plants: 7034 | From: The Land of JOY | Registered: Apr 2004  |  Seeded: 71.143.189.39
JV
Critter Keeper
Member # 3405

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Tina my hat has a turkey feather on one side and an Eagle feather on the other sied of the brim. Then I have a Doe Belly Grey Stetson with a Diamond back Rattler skin band I made from a snake that tried to bite me.
Jimmy

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Meet Clyde my Male Sugar Glider. Clyde says.
Keep it organic
GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.
Pray for our Troops!

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Plants: 4113 | From: Irving,Tx. | Registered: Aug 2004  |  Seeded: 4.252.255.46
   

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