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stardust
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It's alittle late but tell all the wild things you did for chismachanakwanza and new years...

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Taking a small chance may be the biggest leap you'll ever take, it may be the biggest mistake you'll ever make. But every leap and every mistake is worth the experience of chance.

Plants: 77 | From: Martie's World (full of flowers, full of love, shopping and beauty!) | Registered: Dec 2003  |  Seeded: 68.142.30.223
Thornius
The Bird Man
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I went completely nekkid underneath all my clothes.

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A bird in the hand......can sometimes be a mess.

Plants: 2894 | From: Nashville, TN | Registered: May 2005  |  Seeded: 65.1.213.35
MissJamie
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quote:
I went completely nekkid underneath all my clothes.

[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] hey I did that too thorn!! [Big Grin] [Embarrassed] [thumb]

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*~*Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
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Plants: 2003 | From: Madison Heights,Va | Registered: Aug 2004  |  Seeded: 152.163.100.68
mrsmessy
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Me too...mercifully nobody noticed.

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Plants: 720 | From: Georgia | Registered: Jul 2005  |  Seeded: 152.163.100.68
afgreyparrot
Official Problem Child
Member # 1991

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quote:
It's alittle late but tell all the wild things you did for chismachanakwanza and new years...

This year.....nothing.

Previously...when I was younger....something! [grin] [Embarrassed]

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Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car!

Plants: 43285 | Registered: Mar 2004  |  Seeded: 70.35.241.223
comfrey
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Well we "HAD" great plans for New Years...but DH & I both got sick at Christmas and was still sick on New Years, so we were home alone just being sick and grouchy.

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Plants: 2524 | From: Arkansas | Registered: Jul 2005  |  Seeded: 209.142.167.131
tamara
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Well , Christmas was o.k. but New Years was better. DH is a very quiet man and he got loaded at the dance we went to. Good thing it was over at 2 am, I think he would of been stripping on the table if it would of lasted any longer. He had the time of his life, people are still talking about it. I must get him drinking and out of his shell more often.

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Thinking Spring, Thinking Spring...Nope, doesn't work.lol

Plants: 3763 | From: NB Canada | Registered: Jun 2003  |  Seeded: 207.179.183.230
ChristinaC
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I must get him drinking and out of his shell more often.
Oh Tamara...that is so funny!! My boyfriend got sooo drunk on New Years...I think in all the years I've known him, this was only the second time I've seen him drunk. Since then, I make sure there's plenty of rye in the house....he was just so much fun..so entertaining..it was hiliarious...perhaps we should be sneakin' shots into them with all their beverages? [Wink] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

Christina

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Plants: 2202 | From: Ontario, Canada | Registered: Jan 2005  |  Seeded: 24.36.135.3
ChristinaC
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It's rare that you hear women saying they like their spouses drunk???? Too funny!

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Plants: 2202 | From: Ontario, Canada | Registered: Jan 2005  |  Seeded: 24.36.135.3
tamara
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It's weird, the first serious boyfriend I had would come out with two fists swinging when he was drinking, maybe that's why I ended up with the quiet one who doesn't drink.

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Thinking Spring, Thinking Spring...Nope, doesn't work.lol

Plants: 3763 | From: NB Canada | Registered: Jun 2003  |  Seeded: 207.179.183.230
hisgal2
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We went to a party and I ended up nicely drunk....2 bottle of wine. [Smile]

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Plants: 2835 | From: 18626 | Registered: Feb 2004  |  Seeded: 68.82.104.163
ChristinaC
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Okay...listen to this....hope no one is offended...
My boyfriend and I just had my Mom and her boyfriend over for drinks and food. My mom got so drunk....this is what she ended up saying:
"Hey Christina..What does your dog do when your being intimate? The reason of asking is because my dog....blah, blah, blah..."
OMG!! I covered my ears like a child and said, "I can't hear you, I can't hear you..." I do not want to hear that sort of information about my mother!! Though, it was something to laugh at the next day...never did hear the story..thank the Lord!
Christina

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Plants: 2202 | From: Ontario, Canada | Registered: Jan 2005  |  Seeded: 24.36.135.3
stardust
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Sounds like alot of drinkers in here! I won't say I'm not... My Christmas party went well... plenty of drinking but nothing too wild... New Year's was wild. We had a huge party on our boathouse... lit fire works, kicked back with the music blaring lots of champaigne and you know... all you can think of... we had a couple of "in the pantry" friends over... so it turned into doing flips off the boathouse roof and swimming at midnight... and you know doing stuff

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Taking a small chance may be the biggest leap you'll ever take, it may be the biggest mistake you'll ever make. But every leap and every mistake is worth the experience of chance.

Plants: 77 | From: Martie's World (full of flowers, full of love, shopping and beauty!) | Registered: Dec 2003  |  Seeded: 68.142.30.223
stardust
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Member # 1719

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quote:
Originally posted by ChristinaC:
Okay...listen to this....hope no one is offended...
My boyfriend and I just had my Mom and her boyfriend over for drinks and food. My mom got so drunk....this is what she ended up saying:
"Hey Christina..What does your dog do when your being intimate? The reason of asking is because my dog....blah, blah, blah..."
OMG!! I covered my ears like a child and said, "I can't hear you, I can't hear you..." I do not want to hear that sort of information about my mother!! Though, it was something to laugh at the next day...never did hear the story..thank the Lord!
Christina

Cha... I'd be all like TMI Mom! I don't mind my friends telling me that but it would be so awkward for my mom....

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Taking a small chance may be the biggest leap you'll ever take, it may be the biggest mistake you'll ever make. But every leap and every mistake is worth the experience of chance.

Plants: 77 | From: Martie's World (full of flowers, full of love, shopping and beauty!) | Registered: Dec 2003  |  Seeded: 68.142.30.223
Kareena
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This is sort of off subject but... my boyfriends mom was redoing her floors a few years back and I was helping her to tear up the tile and she starded telling me about her "friend with benifits" and even some battery powerwed friends of hers! I wanted to D-I-E!

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To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.

Plants: 343 | From: Jacksonville, Florida | Registered: Nov 2004  |  Seeded: 209.214.143.200
stardust
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Member # 1719

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quote:
Originally posted by Kareena:
This is sort of off subject but... my boyfriends mom was redoing her floors a few years back and I was helping her to tear up the tile and she starded telling me about her "friend with benifits" and even some battery powerwed friends of hers! I wanted to D-I-E!

OMG! Kinda funny but awkward. My friend's mom is like one of my friends too though. It's weird we like hang out and talk on the phone. when I was younger she'd cover for me with my parents when I did something I wasn't supposed too.

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Taking a small chance may be the biggest leap you'll ever take, it may be the biggest mistake you'll ever make. But every leap and every mistake is worth the experience of chance.

Plants: 77 | From: Martie's World (full of flowers, full of love, shopping and beauty!) | Registered: Dec 2003  |  Seeded: 68.142.30.223
   

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