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Tonya
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I got this in an e-mail from another member....it really is fun! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

Dear Santa

Here I go again! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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penny in ontario
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Ahhhhh....too cute~~~!

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Fernie
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well my bail money is only 8 bucks, can I pass the hat???  -

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Plants: 3479 | From: The Idaho Boonies | Registered: Apr 2005  |  Seeded: 69.21.8.96
plantqueen
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I click write the letter and then okay and nothing happens from there! What am I doing wrong??? [dunno]

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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Plants: 5156 | From: Minnesota | Registered: Mar 2006  |  Seeded: 71.34.60.92
Tonya
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I don't know why it doesn't work, Jessica. [dunno] I say try it again...

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plantqueen
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I've tried it 4 times Tonya so I give up now! [dunno] [Big Grin] I am at work so maybe it is something with the protection that we have on these computers?!? [dunno]

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Plants: 5156 | From: Minnesota | Registered: Mar 2006  |  Seeded: 71.34.60.92
loz
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Doesn't work for me either. [perplexed]
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plantqueen
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At least I'm not the only one!

Is that the trick here Tonya or what??? [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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Plants: 5156 | From: Minnesota | Registered: Mar 2006  |  Seeded: 71.34.60.92
Triss
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That was too funny! Loved it!

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plantqueen
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Well I wonder why it won't work for Loz and I??? [dunno]

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Jessica, there's this:

print off a letter to santa

It's a topic I started a few years ago.....

I wonder if I can't see it because I'm on firefox?

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chenno
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Sorry Tonya did not work for me;-(

Loz,yours did..how cute! I did it and got a letter to print, and am sending to all my little friends:-)

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Dixie Angel
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The one that Tonya linked to is not to send for young'uns. It's for us big kids...

[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

$9 bail money for me...

Dianna

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Plants: 5795 | From: SC | Registered: Nov 2004  |  Seeded: 216.218.119.85
loz
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My friend sent me that one of Tonyas last year...it was so funny--it's weird it's not showing up now though!
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afgreyparrot
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It's showing up for me! [shocked]

Let's see if I can print it here and bleep out all the bad parts...


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Angie's Office party. It was loz who spiked the punch with too much Beam and Pepsi. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like armpit.

I thought it was funny when I put Angie's panties on my head and danced the jerk on the table while singing `"Love Stinks"'. I didn't mean to break loz's ******** and don't know why loz would accuse me of speeding.

I don't remember calling Rick's wife a **** cow---even though she looked like one with gray eye shadow and brown lipstick!

And when I threw up on Angie's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that smoked salmon.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Avalanche through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a ****** dog and have me arrested for disorderly conduct!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all ******* and *********. And I'm really not to blame for any of this freaky stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and ********** yours,
Cindy (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 9 bucks!

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I didn't mean to break loz's ******** and don't know why loz would accuse me of speeding.

What of mine did you break? [shocked] [Big Grin]
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afgreyparrot
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Uhhh...I'll have to tell you in the lounge..... [Embarrassed] [lala]

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loz
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Hey it worked with IE, just not firefox! [thumb]

Cindy, I gotta PM you mine! [lala]

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afgreyparrot
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Holy Koogamooga, Loz!

I can see why you couldn't even post that one in the lounge! [shocked] [Big Grin]

That's WAY better than mine! [thumb] [Big Grin] [lala]

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[Big Grin] Well I don't know, yours was good--it was just that one part of mine that was a little..ummm, risque! [Big Grin]
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afgreyparrot
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That "one" part..... [lala]

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loz
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Hey I didn't know it was gonna arrange the words that way! [Big Grin]
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afgreyparrot
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You ought to PM that to Bill and see what he thinks about his sweet angelic hostess!
[Big Grin] [tongue] [shocked] [lala]

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loz
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I don't think that he thinks I'm too angelic as it is..... [Big Grin] Although I really am an angel! [grin]
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Triss
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I'd like to see that letter of yours Loz.

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Plants: 30076 | From: Washington, the state that is... | Registered: Aug 2004  |  Seeded: 66.235.45.83
afgreyparrot
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quote:
Although I really am an angel!
I believe you, Loz!


*This reply sponsored by Doc Martin Boots*

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loz
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Triss, you'd never think of me the same once you read it....gotta keep up my angelic appearance around here. [lala]

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I believe you, Loz!

[angel] [thumb] [wavey] [grin]
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afgreyparrot
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Triss, you'd never think of me the same once you read it....
[teacher] I can attest to that!

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Triss
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I know deep down inside there is a lil of -> [devil] in you! [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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loz
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You know how they say "you have a mouth like a sailor"? Well think of stuff about 10x worse than that and you have my letter to santa! [Big Grin]
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Triss
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[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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Wrennie
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Cindy I drove my truck through my neighbors bathroom too!

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Plants: 7588 | From: Phoenicia, NY | Registered: Apr 2006  |  Seeded: 66.217.178.150
Tonya
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I want to see Loz's letter! [shocked] And you think you are an [angel] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

I drove my ford through my neighbor's kitchen and my bail was 8 bucks.....I was singing Superfreak, tho! [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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wildwoodflower
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i love madlibs!

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Plants: 183 | From: pennsylvania | Registered: Jan 2006  |  Seeded: 24.239.71.135
   

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