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G-Mom's Theme Song (to the tune of Beverly Hillbillies)
Come and listen to my story 'bout a mom named Karen Who had a little problem with her drinkin' and her swearin' She spent a lot of time out workin' in her yard Then she'd come in at night all worn out and tard
Well, Karen had a question 'bout some flowers she was growin' So she turned on the 'puter with no clue where she was goin' She wound up at The Garden Helper dot com And that's when Karen turned into Gardenmom! (G-Mom, that is...)
She posted on the forum and played games late at night while she drank her Zinfinsomething and got feelin' pretty right She met another member who was just about as nutty and that's how Gardenmom became "The Dingbat’s Buddy". (Two peas in a pod........Double trouble!)
Afgrey and G-Mom hit the Banter Hall half lit They wrecked havoc on the forum, got off topic quite a bit The hostesses gave warnings, but the two would just ignore 'em No one was safe from the “Tag Team” of the forum.
Well, now it's time to say good-bye, G-Mom just got the call She's meetin' afgreyparrot down in the Banter Hall They'll try the hostesses patience and get this from Mr. Bill They might not get *poofed* tonight, but I'm sure some day they will.
* * * * Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car! Plants: 43285 | Registered: Mar 2004
| Seeded: 69.170.162.6
* * * * We are all under the same stars... therefore we are never far apart. Plants: 30076 | From: Washington, the state that is... | Registered: Aug 2004
| Seeded: 139.55.218.123
* * * * Each day is a new beginning...What you begin is your choice. The pleasure you receive from life is equal only to the attitude you put into it. Plants: 1454 | From: Cotton Land in the Magnolia State | Registered: Feb 2005
| Seeded: 69.160.238.199
Good ole Cindy had a bar E I E I O She had some skunks and Lola too! E I E I O With a Jim Beam here and a Zinfinsomething there Here a bird,there a skunk everywhere you'll find a drunk Good ole Cindy had a bar E I E I O!
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Wasn't it done to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies theme?
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from Mr. Bill
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Each day is a new beginning...What you begin is your choice.
The pleasure you receive from life is equal only to the attitude you put into it.
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Ya'll sure can be creative!![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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