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You GUZZLE???????

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I'll have you know that there is a BIG difference between guzzling and "kicking it down!"
(I think it is the salt lick,,, but I'm not sure at this point though...)
Is it Monday yet?

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I used to do the beer bong in my college partying days....What was I thinking?

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You were actually learning something in college that would help you later on in life!

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Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car!

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Originally posted by peppereater:
Okay, I see where all this is goin'.

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Where???
You're not going to leave me here, alone, with all these pretty ladies, are you?

Whoops... never mind... have a great night....

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You were actually learning something in college that would help you later on in life!

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Trust me, I got my degree in Partying 101....I skipped more classes to go party than I went to....

But in my defense when you have a teacher that says you only have to show up for tests then I can't be blamesd too much....except for maybe my special ability to talk others out of going to class....maybe that was my fault...

I was SO bad in college, and I was on the student council....I probably would've kicked out for many things if I'd of been caught...

We used to take those big plastic cups with the plastic straws and sit outside and drink Vodka and then go to class.....a whole bunch of us...

Not that I'm proud of that, but man it was fun at the time.

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What? Do you know something I don't, Bill?

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He knows ALL!!!!

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Happiness, like a dessert so sweet.
May life give you more than you can ever eat...
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