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Merme
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Hi Everyone ~

Finish this sentence with the first thing that comes to your mind....

"If there is always a problem, then...."

Merme

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"In the midst of winter, I learned there lives in me an invincible summer" Camus (maybe a paraphrase)

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afgreyparrot
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"...it must be my fault!"

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melcon6
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If there's always a problem, then there's always a solution.! [Wink]

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catlover
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quote:
"If there is always a problem, then...."

you correct it; learn from your mistake; and move on! Isn't that what life is all about?!

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If there is always a problem, then maybe you're a pessimist--life doesn't always give you lemons, there are also times of pure joy no matter how fleeting that moment is.
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geegeeburr
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quote:
Originally posted by melcon6:
If there's always a problem, then there's always a solution.! [Wink]

word for word, the exact same answer that popped into my mind!! Then right after that,
"If there's always a problem, then you're doing something wrong!"

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Kareena
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If there's always a problem, then I'm getting FIRED! [Razz]

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To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.

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suzydaze
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"If there is always a problem, then...."

I have to agree with cindy

It must be my fault because I sure got blamed for it.

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Shani
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If there is always a problem, then its time to start thinking differently. Its not a problem its a challenge to overcome

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Merme
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YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING! [thumb]

You gave the best mentally healthy answers there are and creative ones at that! I knew you guys were tops.

When I first heard that question about twenty years ago, my first answer was "Then somebody better stop it!" I was thinking, gee, if there is always a problem, somebody needs to start behaving! I was startled by the phrase "ALWAYS A PROBLEM". Always? Wow, how often is that?! [dunno]

Merme

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Merme
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Ok, ladies, next question:

"IF THERE ARE FOUR WALLS, THEN..."

Happy Thinking! [thumb]

Merme

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If there are four walls, then you're not at the Pentagon.

If there are four walls then, your contractor is done for the day.

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duckie
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[wayey] If you have four walls and a roof.

Who do you want to share it with?

[grin] [grin] [grin]

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melcon6
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If there are four walls,then do I need to sheetrock or paint them? [Wink]

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suzydaze
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If there are four walls, will it have windows?

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afgreyparrot
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If there are four walls, then you wouldn't be able to even tell what color they are painted, because I will have quilts, antique boxes, saw blades, etc. hanging from top to bottom!


Cindy

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linda12159
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if there are four walls......how do i get out!!
Linda

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jesussaves
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If there are four walls, and they aren't padded...I'm good to go!! [nutz] [Big Grin]
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afgreyparrot
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If there are four walls, and they ARE padded...I'm good to go!

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jogger
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lf there are four walls, can l climb them.
Doreen.

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weezie13
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If there are four walls, which one will I climb first!!!!

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Weezie

Don't forget to be kind to strangers. For some who have
done this have entertained angels without realizing it.
- Bible - Hebrews 13:2

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If there are 4 walls then make sure they have some big windows in them, I don't like to feel like I'm in a dark cave.
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Merme
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You girls are GOOD! [thumb] [thumb]

Y'all had me standing up and cheering! Me, standing up and cheering. Wa-ay to go!! [party]

New Question:

"IF THERE IS A ROWBOAT ON THE OCEAN, THEN..."

Merme

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melcon6
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If there's a rowboat on the ocean, then let's rock the boat,baby! [thumb]

(I think we're just some psychological test study for Merme!) [Smile] [nutz]

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afgreyparrot
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quote:
(I think we're just some psychological test study for Merme!)
[shocked]
Oh, you've freaked me out now!

[scaredy]

WE might be an "experiment".

And Merme might be..... [shocked] [shocked] [shocked]

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melcon6
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Oh, Cindy , just answer the question, it's important for the "study" [Big Grin] [teacher]

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afgreyparrot
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Well, if it's empty, someone is probably scuba diving...

...so, you steal the boat as a little practical joke!
[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]


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suzydaze
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"IF THERE IS A ROWBOAT ON THE OCEAN, THEN..."

you wouldn't catch me on it cause I can't swim that good. And I sure wouldn't want to face Jaws face to face [Big Grin]

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-Jennifer Unlimited-

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Merme
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Not to worry, girls....I couldn't even begin to imagine a psychological profile for this zany bunch! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

Just answer the questions because the assortment of answers is so fun to think about! [thumb]

"Play nice, goils" as my g'pa used to say. [kissies]

Merme

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If there is a rowboat on the ocean then look for me in the big luxury yacht nearby--I'll be the friend waving at you and being your safety net in case something goes wrong.
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Shani
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If theres a rowboat on the ocean then I'm glad I'm not in it.

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Shani
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If there is a rowboat on the ocean...I hope I have some fishing poles!

G-Mom [grin]

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Merme
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Oh you all are just TERRIFIC with your great answers to these fun-to-think-about questions.

My personal answer to "If There Is a Rowboat On The Ocean..." was "Then I want to steer it as gamely as I can, up one swell and down the next, until I reach safe harbor for Maxi and I."

What I so enjoy about these questions/answers is that we all visualize the question differently. Some of us put ourselves in the boat. Others saw it from a distance. Some saw opportunity, others saw danger-to-be-avoided. FASCINATING!

Merme

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afgreyparrot
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quote:
Some saw opportunity
Uhhh..... [nutz] would me stealing the boat qualify as "opportunity"? [dunno] [lala]

[Big Grin]

Cindy

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melcon6
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quote:
Some saw opportunity
Nah, I think that was me, "let's rock the boat,baby"

[Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CINDY!!!!!!!

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Shani
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These are really neat to see and to see everyine elses answers too. Gotta another Question?

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Merme
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Ok, next question:

"IF THERE IS A PEN AND ONE PIECE OF PAPER, THEN...."

Happy Thinking! [thinker]

Merme

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afgreyparrot
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"IF THERE IS A PEN AND ONE PIECE OF PAPER, THEN....

...Lola will take the pen apart, then shred the paper and make a mess."


Cindy [flower]

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If there is a pen and one piece of paper, then write small.

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Shani
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If there is a pen and one piee of paper, then
the homework assignment is bound to be short [Wink]

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suzydaze
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IF THERE IS A PEN AND ONE PIECE OF PAPER, THEN....

I could write a story

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-Jennifer Unlimited-

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If there is a pen and one piece of paper...My kids will take it and I'll have none.

G-Mom [grin]

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Merme
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Today I asked Maxi the question "If There Is A Rowboat On The Ocean...."

He said "If there Is a Rowboat On The Ocean, then there is an ocean liner nearby!"

That's Maxi...confident and serene. His motto ought to be:

And things can never go badly wrong, if the heart be true and the love be strong; for the mist, if it comes, with the weeping rain, will be turned by the Love into sunshine again!"

The child is full of hope. Wa-ay to go, Maxi! [thumb]

Merme

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Merme
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My personal answer to "If there is a pen and one piece of paper, then..." was "Use it to send for help!"

I'm thinking if I'm down to only one piece of paper, I must be in trouble of some sort...maybe stranded someplace? [dunno]

Merme

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Merme
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New Question:

There Is A Box With The Inscription "Maybe You Shouldn't". There Is A Key...

What say you?

Merme

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melcon6
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Oh, I'm all over that!! Unless someone that I know specifically told me not to , then I'm opening up that sucker! [thumb] [thumb]

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quote:
There Is A Box With The Inscription "Maybe You Shouldn't". There Is A Key...
Merme

There is a key with the inscription, "And maybe you should..."

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There Is A Box With The Inscription "Maybe You Shouldn't". There Is A Key...


then where is the key? or is the key a puzzle to be solved

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quote:
There Is A Box With The Inscription "Maybe You Shouldn't". There Is A Key...
I would cover the inscription and hand the package and key to Cindy and let HER open it!

[Big Grin] [Big Grin]

G-Mom [grin]

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afgreyparrot
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G-Mom...
I would have thought you'd know me enough by now to KNOW you wouldn't have to cover the inscription!

There Is A Box With The Inscription "Maybe You Shouldn't". There Is A Key...
And afgrey will open that box so fast it will make your HEAD SPIN! [Big Grin] [shocked] [muggs]


Cindy

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