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o.k , I looked up WEEKLY WORLD NEWS online and they don't seem to have archives (surprise,surprise) but I did a search anyway and came up with some possibilities;"Dear Serena: My cat, Kikki, has a fit every time my new boyfriend, Tommy, comes in the apartment. When he tried to pet her, she clawed him. I love Kikki and don't want to lock her up, but I don't want Tommy to be uncomfortable either. Can you convince my pet to behave? -- Cindy in Oshkosh
Dear Cindy: Your pet is behaving beautifully! She's trying to warn you about your new boyfriend since you're too blinded by his good looks to see the truth. He told you a sob story about an ex-wife who took him for everything. It's a lie. He also borrowed money from you that you'll never get back. His plan is to move in with you and let you support him "while he's getting back on his feet." Agreeing to this would be a BIG mistake, one that will take a very long time to correct." This is going to be like minute mysteries,o.k.? 1.Do you have a cat name Kikki (or is this an alias) 2.Do you have a new boyfriend ?
GALS' BIZARRE NEW ADDICTION -- PLUMBER'S CRACK! Twenty-nine-year-old divorcee Cindy B. of Cleveland knows firsthand about the nightmare of addiction. She admits the hankering for plumber's crack became all-consuming and ended up destroying her marriage.
"I just couldn't help myself. I'd stand there, gawking at that magnificent tush, blushing like a schoolgirl," the fanny-fixated mom of two recalls.
"I knew I had a problem, but I couldn't talk about it with anyone."
Arguments over the family's skyrocketing plumbing bill -- which peaked at $6,900 a month -- led her husband to file for divorce last November.
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Personally I think you're all a little !!!!!!! Oooo, did I really type that?
You're all too much........those tabloid stories that were dug up were too funny......Cindy if you had a plumbers crack obsession I think I'd be a little scared......relieved it isn't you....whew!
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Well we haven't seen any skunks for a while.. something WORSE...Badger on the porch. Little Cat was on the step watching it. EEKKK Laura
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Cindy if you go to our tblogs you can see em there. Not the one that was here but....close eneough. I think I would reather have the lil stinkers. Little Cat just sat and looked at it. NO FEAR in her except for the dog. She is in the tree now. Laura..p.s. would you like some of the Asian Lady beetles ???? We have THOUSANDS of them here right now. Phil put up a porch light this morning and it stretched into this afternoon...and he was covered in them. Biting him....not a HAPPY GUY he wasn't
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Awhile ago I was outside with the skunks, standing by my little pond. "Sunflower" came around to where I was standing so she could get a drink. A car came speeding over the hill and scared her, and she ran out into the road behind it. Another car was coming in the opposite direction, so I shined my flashlight on "Sunflower" so they wouldn't hit her (she was on the SHOULDER at this point, not IN the road). Well, the stupid, redneck son of a something SWERVED over and tried to hit her! With me standing about 10 feet from her! It pi$$ed me off so bad.
Tomorrow I'm putting up a "Pet Skunk X-ing" sign.
It's a good thing I didn't even pay attention to what kind of car it was... ...I can get a little "redneck" too if need be!
Cindy
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Who the hell would purposely hit a skunk?? That's just stupid . and not because I'm a big fan of them or that they're your skunks cindy but com'n the smell. I'm sorry that happened to you, that's terrible . you might have to fence them in.
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The dumb a$$ driver did miss her didn't he?? I wouldn't even run over a dead skunk much less a live one. Now we don't care for the little creatures comming up on the porch....but I wouldn't run one over. Not even a bird. Or a squirrel...nothing...That's not right. Laura
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Yeah, he missed her by literally inches. I 'bout died! Sunflower is my favorite, because she's still just a baby and is very tame. I feed her every night, and she's out there like clockwork waiting on her cat chow as soon as I put Lola in bed. She's so sweet.
Cindy Mae Clampett
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One of these days Cindy you are going to get SPRAYED.
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