I am extremely pleased to announce that due to unseasonably warm, moist weather here in the Pacific Northwet, that for the first time ever we are able to offer you a for your dining pleasure!
This years abundant crop has allowed us to make this special, limited time offer available to you.
Succulent, Fresh Lawn Prawns
[*]3 Dozen small brown northwest slugs (popcorn shrimp style) $14.95
[*]12 Gourmet Giant Banana Slugs (The ultimate dining pleasure!!) $19.95
[*]6 Super Shooter Sized Slugs (The ultimate aphrodesiac!!) $12.95
[*]Guaranteed fresh delivery. Shipping and handling included in price!
To ensure your complete enjoyment of these decadent delights, we strongly recommend that they be prepared following our favorite, time tested recipe... Lawn Prawns Jubilee
Ingredients:
[*]12 large (or 30 small) Slugs
[*]1 cube butter
[*]3 Tablespoons salt
[*]1 lime, sliced
[*]750 ml. Hornitos Tequila
[*]Sautee slugs in butter over low heat
[*]Ingest 2 oz of Hornitos, with salt and lime slice
[*]Ingest 2 oz of Hornitos, with salt and lime slice
[*]Add 1/2 oz of Hornitos to sauteeing prawns
[*]Stir
[*]Ingest 2 oz of Hornitos, with salt and lime slice
[*]Add 1/2 oz of Hornitos to sauteeing prawns
[*]Stir
[*]Continue cooking and stirring and ingesting until your Lawn Prawn Jubilee looks good enough to eat!
[*]ENJOY!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For further information on the raising and care of Slugs, please be sure to visit Bill's Slug Page!
[ March 17, 2007, 03:16 PM: Message edited by: Bill ]
Plants: 175 | From: Cedar Hill, WA | Registered: Feb 2004
| Seeded: 67.75.233.240
loz
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Bill, can I get 2 dozen of the giant gourmet banana slugs????? I could cook them up and take them to the inlaws and tell them they are a new delicasy....he he he......Just kidding, I wouldn't do that to them......
Slugs, I hate slugs.....if there is one garden pest that I battled last year(because it was very wet here) it was slugs......Sluggo to the rescue. Beer too, I'm up for anything that works.
Seeded: 64.136.26.230
Obviously, you haven't discovered this "finer thing of life" yet. It is truly a gourmet's delicasy! Think of the first time anyone suggested sushi to you.... yummmmmmm!
My mother always said that you can't say that "you don't like it" until you've tried it!!!!
Plants: 11227 | From: Cedar Hill Washington | Registered: Aug 2002
| Seeded: 67.75.234.56
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If this new enterprise of yours doesn't work out, perhaps you next could organize a SLUGFEST. You know, let the little buggers slug it out in the ring, relay style, with a neverending supply on either side.
You could take bets on the side that wins (kills the most other slugs)!
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Bill, if that's the case and they truely are a delicasy to be recond with send me 12 giant bananas. Here you can buy them in some pet stores for $30 ocationaly but I've never seen prices that good! Even if I get to scared to eat them I can make a killing at the pet store!
* * * * The answers will come when needed. Otherwise, I'm guesing time will make me feel silly. Plants: 387 | From: canada | Registered: Feb 2004
| Seeded: 207.176.160.48
loz
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Ewww, on fear factor tonight they had to eat 12 snails.....it was so disgusting.....I couldn't have done it for millions of dollars. All I could think about was how gross they are.....and I couldn't believe these people were eating them.
Seeded: 63.49.143.148
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Was that ironic or what....Bill posting those slimey little buggers the same day they showed that on fear factor....
That was the most disgusting thing ever....
Okay Bill how many have you eaten out of your own yard.....not in the bottle.....and how drunk did you have to get???? or was it a dare???? sure hope it was worth it!!!! Horrible and beyond Yuckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
* * * * Plants: 7129 | From: California | Registered: Mar 2003
| Seeded: 68.66.244.5
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh yes! The power of Horneytoes!!! It makes everything taste better! Plants: 74 | From: Monroe, WA | Registered: Sep 2003
| Seeded: 67.75.234.97
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hey shadow, where ya been buddy, been missing ya!
Seeded: 12.77.200.10
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Lurking in the shadows ma'am... I'm always lurking in the shadows........ Plants: 74 | From: Monroe, WA | Registered: Sep 2003
| Seeded: 165.121.27.187
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! that is soooooo nasty ! but you didnt hear that from me!
Seeded: 198.81.26.17
quote:Originally posted by loz: Bill, can I get 2 dozen of the giant gourmet banana slugs????? I could cook them up and take them to the inlaws and tell them they are a new delicasy....he he he......Just kidding, I wouldn't do that to them......
uhhhhh... a question Loz... just for clarification.... Are you saying you wouldn't do that to your inlaws or you wouldn't do that to the slugs? Plants: 11227 | From: Cedar Hill Washington | Registered: Aug 2002
| Seeded: 4.243.51.204
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Hmmm, that's a tough question bill......lol.....You know since slugs are so much my friends and all Hmmmmm, I don't know if I could do that to the poor old slimy slugs. I just love them so much. When I see their trails and see all the holes in my plants in gives me such a thrill of excitment. To know that I am feeding such wonderful, fantastic creatures is amazingly great!
Could you hear the sarcasm dripping from that statement????? I hope so.....
I guess, I wouldn't do that to my inlaws......now that wouldn't make me a good daughter in law/sister in law now would it?
Seeded: 63.49.143.76
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