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*20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity*
/1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. /
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/ 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice./
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/ 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that./
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/ 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." /
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/ 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.// //Once/
/Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso./
/ // 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" // // // 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." // // // 8. Don t use any punctuation// // // 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.// // // 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.// // // 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."// // // 12. Sing Along At The Opera// // // 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme // // // 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.// // // 15. / /Five// //Days In Advance//, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.// // // 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.// // // 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" // // // 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're// //Loose!!" // // // 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." // // // 20. And The //Final Way// To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.// // /*/ /**/ It's Called/**/ /* */Therapy./*
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17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
Love this one!!
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I like 3 and 5 and 11....I might do 11 next time I go through the drive thru!
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bbbbbbbbb "Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my heart, and bless me, my family, my home, and my friends, in Jesus' name. Amen!"
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