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Merme
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IMPORTANT! READ THE DIRECTIONS BEFORE ATTEMPTING THIS HOLIDAY FAVORITE!!


INGREDIENTS:

1 c sugar
1 tsp baking soda
1 c sugar
1 t salt
1 c brown sugar
1 c lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 c nuts
2 c dried fruit
1 bottle Patron Tequila

DIRECTIONS:

Sample the Patron to check quality. Take a large bowl, get another sip of the Patron to double check the quality.

Pour 1 level c Patron and drink.

Turn on mixer. Beat eggs in large fluffy bowel.

Make that large, fluffy BOWL.

Add 1 t of the sugar. Now is a good time to sample that Patron again, so try another cup, just in case.

Turn off the mixwer thingy. Break 2 leggs, toss into bowl and chuck in dried fruity. OR, pick the friggin' fruit up off the floooor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck on the beatererers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Patron again for tonsicity.

Next, sift 2 c of salt or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Better check that Patron agin! Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar or somefink else -- ah he77, whatever you can find is good enough.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake 360 degrees. Drop into spoonfulls. Try not to fall over. Beat off the turner. Finish the Patron. Pat the cookies. Put the stove in the friginator. Turn out the lights 'coz oh man, YOU are lit enough!!

Hoopy Yew Near!!

Merme


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Merme. yu so bad!
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Turn the cake 360 degrees. Drop into spoonfulls. Try not to fall over. Beat off the turner.
[Embarrassed] [Embarrassed] [lala]

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Merme! [Big Grin]
I made that exact same recipe before, but substituted Beam for the tequila! [thumb] [tongue] [Big Grin]

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Merme
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I n'er tried the Beam in it, Afgrey ~

I was taught how to count with Tequila...

you know, the one, two, three, floor method of mathematics?!

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JV
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Merme you do know don't you that if there is not a worm in the bottle it is not real Tequila. After you empty the bottle you eat the worm. [thumb] Love your recipe.
Jimmy

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Keep it organic
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quote:
you know, the one, two, three, floor method of mathematics?!

I always heard it was the One, two, three...
Invisable... [grin]

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Don't forget to be kind to strangers. For some who have
done this have entertained angels without realizing it.
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Merme
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JV ~ remember that old song "I don't like spiders and snakes"?

I do believe that applies to worms as well... in or out of a bottle!

EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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JV
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Remember it well. [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
Jimmy

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Meet Clyde my Male Sugar Glider. Clyde says.
Keep it organic
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