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4Ruddy
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Cookie Ingredients:

1 Cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
4 eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

First, sample the Cuervo to check it's quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be SURE it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one tsp sugar...beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixer thingy. Breal two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in a the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off the floor...Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift the two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Jose Cuervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. Enjoy! [flower]

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Dixie Angel
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Thanks, 4Ruddy! Sounds fantastic! Think I will make Jim some cookies tonight! [Wink]

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4Ruddy
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That's what I'm talkin about! [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
Just thought it was cute....and not a REAL bad idea!

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afgreyparrot
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Uhh.....that sounds like the same concept Leslie uses when she makes bourbon balls. The recipe actually calls for less than a cup, but it ends up taking a whole fifth! [nutz]

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